That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
ttyl tear gas
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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