And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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