She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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