5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
As shirtless as possible
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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