she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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