i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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