everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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