you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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