At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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