Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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