I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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