So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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