he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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