I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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