the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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