talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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