Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
