So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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