STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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