K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How does it feel to date your dad?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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