think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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