Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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