i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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