i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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