I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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