your thong is hanging out like whoa
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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