apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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