I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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