I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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