pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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