They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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