He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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