I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you win again, gameday.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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