What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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