Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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