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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (949): View more from California

  "it" just moved

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it

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  I dont have a dog?

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  WTF

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma

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• (858): View more from California

  Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.

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