Sponge bath it is.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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