There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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