if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
