If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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