how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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