So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
