Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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