i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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