no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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