I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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