Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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