I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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