your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
