I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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