Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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