btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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