Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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