He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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