i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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