She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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