she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm both gender and math confused
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